December 2009
“S___ J___ 9 years ago today I was conceiving my second child in New York City...”
– Most inappropriate facebook status message I have ever read. (via datingeveryone)
as long as I'm ranting about my personal life
I’m thinkin’
cats —> allergies —> sinus congestion —> breathing through mouth when sleeping —> drooling —> gross stuff on my face —> cheek acne
and I hate cheek acne.
I’m gross.
cat rant
I just got an inquiry about Cocoa and Leche where they want two cats, not too energetic and older so they can leave them alone during the day, declawed, no hairballs/vomit/litterbox accidents, and they want them to be “really friendly and affectionate”. I said that Cocoa loves to cuddle and sit on your lap and Leche will come up to you for petting and scratches and sometimes sit next...
so
leaving my apartment for southern arlington was a dumb idea. I forget that cars really just don’t…work if the snow gets back enough. my bus and the one after it comically got stuck and started sliding back down a slight downgrade. impromptu sleepover! good thing I like these people.
cat cohabitation lesson learned
the five second rule no longer applies (if you want to avoid eating fur, that is).
The collars are off.
The cats are naked. Is it weird that I think cats look weird without collars? Also now they don’t have bells attached to them so they can sneak up on me. I guess…I’ll let them be cats.
My years of training have been validated!
AC: btw, vic didn't know u did TKD, and the other day, he wuz like "ohhhh, thas why she punches hard...she punched me back in the day and it actually hurt pretty bad"
muroo: good, he pissed me off that night
budget planner – Mint.com
take that tweet back | yeah, we know you wish you... →
not nearly funny enough for the underlying idea…but there are some fun ones.
