why per pound buffet places don't work for me

Things I just got for brunch (in this order, piled in a small container): scalloped potatoes, a small piece of sausage, a chunk of a sweet potato, a half of a bagel, some fried fish, onion rings. There goes healthy. I do think this pales in comparison to the chipotle leftovers I had for breakfast when I initally woke up at 5 am starving. And I wonder why the rest of my dreams this morning were crazy vivid and stressful. No more guac that close to dawn.

posted 2 hours ago

fullofgrace:

trueobsession:

(via sofii)
lol what the hell is google smoking today? Can I get some ;)
google is the best in preliminaires

fullofgrace:

trueobsession:

(via sofii)

lol what the hell is google smoking today? Can I get some ;)

google is the best in preliminaires

posted 12 hours ago

Store unripe bananas on the counter, away from direct heat and sunlight (speed things up by placing green bananas in an open paper bag). Once ripened, refrigerate; though the peel turns brown, the flavor and quality are unaffected.

Good to know!

posted 21 hours ago

Donuts | Left-Handed Toons

posted 23 hours ago

i’m actually really surprised NYC keeps putting me in hospitals and not jails

- one of my bestest friends

<3

posted 1 day ago

via pix.motivatedphotos.com

posted 2 days ago

My foster kitties are growing on me every day.

My foster kitties are growing on me every day.

posted 2 days ago

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natface:

Smells Like Teen Spirit/Poker Face — Nirvana and Lady Gaga (DJ Lobsterdust)

I think I may love this one even more than the Journey/Gaga mash-up.

I support Nirvgaga.

posted 3 days ago

well…that was cute.

posted 3 days ago

Comfortable

Comfortable

posted 6 days ago