- Me: (cooking bacon)
- Fire alarm: EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE EVERYWHERE.
- Me: Damn it. (retrieving stepladder)
- Fire alarm: ALL THINGS THAT EVER WERE OR EVER WILL BE ARE NOW ABLAZE. ABANDON YOUR HOPES AND YOUR CHILDREN AND FLEE.
- Me: (jabbing at smoke alarm with broom)
- Fire alarm: CAUTION THE FIRE HAS EVOLVED CRUDE TOOLS AND IS ATTEMPTING TO SILENCE MY WARNINGS. LAMENT, BROTHERS! LAMENT! TELL MY WIFE I WAS FAITHFUL TO THE END.
- from fauxbias.tumblr
Filed under: things that have been surprisingly useful in the office
Because often times I have really scraggly picked off bright blue nail polish on which is okay, except for the one or two days a month that I’m supposed to look like a professional respectable human being. Off it goes.
And let the nail biting commence.
I just enabled/checked my Google Web History.
It’s scary. Also that 3-4pm peak is totally “where are there good happy hours?” time.
Too bad it doesn’t save my searches in Google Scholar and Google Patents though…that would be useful for work…
(ps - you can add another photo now???)
in fact the apparent green and blue are exactly the same colour… (via The best optical illusion I have seen all year « Richard Wiseman’s Blog)
creepy creepy creepy creepy
coworker IM conversation: weird today
- AC: dan and i had a 15min convo about effect vs affect
- muroo: it seems simple to me...maybe i got it wrong
- AC: effect can be a verb, which is more stupid english
- muroo: I like using "effect" as a verb
- AC: lol...u would
- AC: the most important thing tho...
- AC: is whether or not today is a pink lace day
- muroo: haha nope, no pink laces today...how does that change things?
- muroo: are you in skinny pants?
- AC: haha, those laces directly AFFECT any1 who sees them
- AC: they EFFECT happy feelings inside those who cross their path
- muroo: good job
- AC: and no, i'm in relaxed banana khakis



